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Old 07-16-07, 08:57 AM
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The world of cycling rocked by recent discoveries within the Rabobank rider's hotel room.
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Old 07-16-07, 09:02 AM
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Old 07-16-07, 09:06 AM
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I dont think anyone would look at le chicken and think he is on 'roids
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Old 07-16-07, 09:32 AM
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Old 07-16-07, 11:35 AM
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Originally Posted by bdcheung

Where do you stick that blue thing in the starter kit, and how does that help with weight loss?
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Old 07-16-07, 11:40 AM
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Originally Posted by jrennie
I dont think anyone would look at le chicken and think he is on 'roids
The newest means of testing: visual assessment?
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Old 07-16-07, 12:34 PM
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Where do you stick that blue thing in the starter kit, and how does that help with weight loss?
According to the FDA the pill prevents fat absorption in your intestines. I can only presume the blue thing is a suppository.
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Originally Posted by bdcheung
According to the FDA the pill prevents fat absorption in your intestines. I can only presume the blue thing is a suppository.

Its the only weight pill that causes anal leakage. *true story*
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Old 07-16-07, 01:45 PM
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That calls for a story.
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Old 07-16-07, 02:33 PM
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My wife looked at Chicken last night and said, "He needs a cheeseburger basket...!" Then we went and had cheeseburgers...
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you're closer than you think.

Before he signed with the Rabos, there were a lot of rumours circulating about MR's "determination" to win at any cost. I'd be surprised if his attitude has changed much since.
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Old 07-16-07, 07:08 PM
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So what do the UCI rules say about weight loss drugs?
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Originally Posted by wfrogge
Its the only weight pill that causes anal leakage. *true story*
They also sell a potato chip that causes anal leakage.
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Old 07-16-07, 07:30 PM
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They also sell a potato chip that causes anal leakage.
True dat.. I just wanna meet that marketing genius..
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"SIDE EFFECTS: The most common side effects of orlistat are oily spotting on underwear, flatulence, urgent bowel movements, fatty or oily stools, increased number of bowel movements, abdominal pain or discomfort, and inability to control stool (incontinence). "


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STOP DOING THAT.

I swear these forums will give me a heart attack one day.
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Originally Posted by 531Aussie
"SIDE EFFECTS: The most common side effects of orlistat are oily spotting on underwear, flatulence, urgent bowel movements, fatty or oily stools, increased number of bowel movements, abdominal pain or discomfort, and inability to control stool (incontinence). "


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They made me take the pictures down...
But EDR gets a pass, WTF?
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Old 07-17-07, 09:03 AM
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Originally Posted by classic1
Yeah! you know, what they say - dirty pants, clean botty
"yeah, let's never wash our clothes again"

"what do you mean, 'again'"?




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