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Old 08-30-07, 09:03 AM
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Tour de France Humor

From the Onion, the classic satire site:
http://www.theonion.com/content/news...finish_tour_de
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/non_doping_cyclists_finish_tour_de


Sorry for another doping thread, but this made me laugh.
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Old 08-30-07, 09:22 AM
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Fantastic piece. It's amazing how they always managed to get to some of the truely important issues when they are writing those things.

Long live The Onion!
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Old 08-30-07, 09:26 AM
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Les lanternes naturelles? Hilarious.
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The Onion doesn't disappoint! GREAT STUFF!

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Wish they would do one on Football or baseball!
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Old 08-30-07, 02:22 PM
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the Onion gets pro cycling.

http://store.theonion.com/cheat-to-w...elet-p-57.html


Kvistik claimed the maillot propre, the blue jersey worn by the highest-placed "clean" rider,
on the ninth stage of the race when the six riders who had previously worn it
tested positive for EPO, elevated levels of testosterone, and blood-packing.


When did Bono join Cofidis?

 

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