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Old 09-09-07, 08:43 AM
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I haven't seen one of these in a while, and happened to run across this pic which I found amusing. I hope it hasn't been posted already.

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Old 09-09-07, 09:19 AM
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YYYYyyyyyyeeeeeeesssssssss!!!!!!!!

Oh, and "hey man you hit my eye."
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"made ya flinch."
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"made ya flinch."

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Antonio Fartoni, captain of Team Taco Bell, holding his arms out after a last second anal gas expulsion pushed him to victory in the final feet of the road race commented, ``It was close, but at the last minute -- FRAAAAP! -- and there I was, winner! Though I do think that maybe I shat myself.'' The second place cyclist, German Klaus Dumkpoff later commented, ``I don't know what happened, but it wasn't natural. I think something may have crawled up his ass and died. The Toxic Avenger is a cunning opponent.'' Third place finisher, Pierre LeCrycry added, ``Captain Ass Gas, he cheats. We French shall someday win again!''

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WINNER!!!
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"they're coming to the line, it's Zabel and Petacchi, ...Zabel and Petacchi are fighting, ...50 metres.. and Jesus! Jesus wins!...great sprint."

 
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"they're coming to the line, it's Zabel and Petacchi, ...Zabel and Petacchi are fighting, ...50 metres.. and Jesus! Jesus wins!...great sprint."
Hahah! I love the sign too. Is that your work DocRay? Unless that is what was actually written, I might have read the bible with the same attention I read my metallurgy book.
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Argh!!! When you reach out like this do you know where it puts more pressure!?
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