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Old 11-06-07, 09:23 PM
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Help Talk botto Off the Ledge

He turns 40 Wednesday November 7. He sounds a bit suicidal. Luckily for him, Europe has stringent gun control laws. Unfortunately they do have enough high ledges for him to hurl himself to oblivion.

Talk botto off the ledge. I tried earlier today. It didn't sound good. I tried the 'hey dude, that's nothing, I'll be friggin FIFTY on Friday' and that didn't seem to cheer him up.
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Old 11-06-07, 09:25 PM
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Who would photoshop primates were it not for botto?
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Old 11-06-07, 09:42 PM
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Hey, I did my best and tried to get him banned, so at least he wouldn't have to suffer a 40th bday thread here!
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Old 11-06-07, 10:07 PM
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Botto, dont do it...you are the voice of...well sarcasm ? We need more of that..
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Old 11-06-07, 10:16 PM
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happy birthday you old *******. 10 years and 3 days my senior.
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Old 11-06-07, 10:43 PM
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Well botto, if 50 is the new 30, then neither of you are in such dire straits after all. I mean, you might be, but not because of your ages.
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Old 11-07-07, 06:09 AM
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Botto should just HTFU about turning 40.

That is all.
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Old 11-07-07, 06:10 AM
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I have nothing against Botto.
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Old 11-07-07, 06:13 AM
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40!?!@! crap that is old. i thought i was old just turning 34. i say pull the trigger. i mean 40.

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too late.

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There is life after 40......No worry's Botto

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Old 11-07-07, 07:26 AM
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40 is just a number.

A very, very high number.
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Happy birthday. You're old. We all chipped in and got you something useful:


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Originally Posted by CyLowe97 View Post
Happy birthday. You're old. We all chipped in and got you something useful:


[IMG]http://www.tandems.co.uk/images/uploads/accessories/blackburn-helmet-mirror700.jpg[/IMG]

I think you're posting in the wrong thread, this is the one you want.
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Happy b-day. Hope you get a good ride in today.
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Botto, do people really get that old? I thought it was merely an urban legend?!

<I on the other hand find it hard to remember being 40...>
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Happy birthday. I'm not too far behind. I've started taking Lexapro just in case.
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Originally Posted by waterrockets View Post
Happy b-day. Hope you get a good ride in today.
on this



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Originally Posted by chipcom View Post
on this



Or these:
Whichever you prefer
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don't do it botto....



i'll help out.

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Gelukkig Verjaardag!!!
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Think about all the leg-shaving you wont have to do!
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Or these:
Whichever you prefer
euuu..Lance has been there. I hear he used Belgian aged rubber condoms.
 
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40 is the new 38.

This is the time to watch "Pro" again, the Aussy rider on the team is 42 and just spanks everyone in high speed crits across the US.
 
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Originally Posted by dolophonic View Post
Botto, dont do it...you are the voice of...well sarcasm ? We need more of that..
Botto,sarcastic?
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