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aerodynamics of a porn stash

Old 02-17-08, 05:54 PM
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aerodynamics of a porn stash

David Z., What the heck was that?

Neither Ron Jeremy Dave Wannstadt nor Jeff Van Gundy ever won a prologue.

Shave the stash.
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Old 02-17-08, 06:08 PM
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Old 02-17-08, 06:43 PM
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He was rockin it over a goatee to further complicate which decade he was trying to represent.
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Old 02-17-08, 07:00 PM
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That's not the kind of porn stash I was thinking of.
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Old 02-17-08, 07:40 PM
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my first thought upon seeing him in the start house...

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We're talking about a porn 'stache, right?

Gotta admit I'm disappointed - I thought this was going to be a discussion of the best way to tape old Playboy centerfolds to your bars to create an airfoil, or some practical use for those DVDs you've "watched" a few too many times (VividDisc™ Wheel, anyone?)
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Old 02-17-08, 11:26 PM
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I thought you were going to be talking about bobby julich and his notably absent TT backpack
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Old 02-18-08, 05:58 AM
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Old 02-18-08, 07:53 AM
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I think it is sweet. Rock on David Z.!
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Old 02-18-08, 01:09 PM
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while watching last night. i could have sworn i was watching myself ride with a flawless pedal stroke and aero position. boy, was i disappointed when i realized it wasn't me and i'm nowhere near that fast.

dave z. is totally biting my style

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Old 02-18-08, 01:19 PM
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I was thinking you meant like a stash of magazines.

The complete 1974-1987 Playboy collection would not be very aerodynamic. But some modern lads' mags have dimples which break up the laminar air flow creating negative drag.
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Old 02-18-08, 01:22 PM
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I shaved my Pcad facial hair and the aerodynamics haven't changed. I am compelled to shave EVERY FRIGGIN DAY. Which reminds me of why I grew it in the first place.

And no, Mrs. Pcad didn't notice. Blondie did though : ).
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Millions of dollars of bike technology, clothing technology, helmet technology and wind tunnel testing... all wasted for want of a 99 cent razor.

I have a full beard and stache, ugly ones too, because I don't even trim 'em up. Then again I don't get paid to ride my bike and it's freakin' cold out.
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i plan to have a full kimbo slice beard and stach by the time state championships roll around
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Old 02-19-08, 11:28 AM
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Gives new meaning to, "Mustache Ride."
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