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patentcad 04-08-09 06:04 AM


Originally Posted by KiddSisko (Post 8684253)
Walking into a fancy grocery store last night, a car pulled up next to me with four people inside, all women of varied ages. In a sad and desperate tone the driver asked me for help. Living in the city, my first instinct is to never trust anyone I don't know. She begins her sob story - "We need help, we're trying to get away from my ex-husband who's threatening to kill me and we're out of money..." I told her to go to the police and walked into the store to begin my shopping. Rule #1: Never give your money to anyone in a parking lot. There's going to be more and more of these sob stories both true and untrue. You decide how and when to respond.

Serves her right for not marrying a quality man like me. Unfortunately I am also out of money.

So it goes.

KiddSisko 04-08-09 12:08 PM

It's 11am and I still haven't evacuated. And, I ate Mexican last night! So something's wrong.

KiddSisko 04-08-09 12:09 PM


Originally Posted by patentcad (Post 8688736)
Serves her right for not marrying a quality man like me. Unfortunately I am also out of money.

So it goes.

You could sell your S2.

skinnyone 04-08-09 01:46 PM

I put out 50 watts for 10 mins. My knee felt like it would explode.

patentcad 04-08-09 08:52 PM


Originally Posted by KiddSisko (Post 8691060)
You could sell your S2.

Not with that cable routing.

KiddSisko 04-09-09 01:33 PM


Originally Posted by patentcad (Post 8695287)
Not with that cable routing.

(using a tired and true BF ploy) I'll take that S2 off your hands for $100. Then paint it blue.

kensuf 04-10-09 06:23 AM


Originally Posted by KiddSisko (Post 8691053)
It's 11am and I still haven't evacuated. And, I ate Mexican last night! So something's wrong.

"Who does number two work for?"

http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_...Mike_Myers.jpg

KiddSisko 04-10-09 11:40 AM


Originally Posted by kensuf (Post 8703624)
"Who does number two work for?"

[img]Austin_Danger_Powers.jpg[/img]


Not me. Not today anyway. I need some oatmeal.

thedips 04-10-09 12:00 PM


Originally Posted by KiddSisko (Post 8705271)
Not me. Not today anyway. I need some oatmeal.


2day old refrigerated subway and traning ride do not mix

KiddSisko 04-10-09 02:09 PM


Originally Posted by thedips (Post 8705382)
2day old refrigerated subway and traning ride do not mix

But it did make you poop, right? That's what's important.

kensuf 04-10-09 02:10 PM


Originally Posted by KiddSisko (Post 8705271)
Not me. Not today anyway. I need some oatmeal.

Heed works too.

kensuf 04-10-09 02:11 PM

I got a massage. Awesome.

Grumpy McTrumpy 04-10-09 02:11 PM

I'm going to retire my Klein as race bike and make it a training bike.

It's one size too big anyway and I want to get a smaller frame and change my position a bit.

patentcad 04-11-09 05:02 AM

My wife had my Siamese cat Twinkle shaved like a poodle. I told her if she does that again I'm getting a divorce.

substructure 04-11-09 05:06 AM

Are 90% of the women who report the weather pregnant?

gsteinb 04-11-09 05:53 AM

pancakes!

KiddSisko 04-11-09 12:02 PM


Originally Posted by patentcad (Post 8709807)
My wife had my Siamese cat Twinkle shaved like a poodle. I told her if she does that again I'm getting a divorce.

Pics or it didn't happen.

KiddSisko 04-11-09 12:06 PM

Early morning bowel evac. One word - Wow!

skinnyone 04-11-09 12:17 PM

the back of my knee hurts.. WTF? Its the front where the surgery was and where the swelling is.

patentcad 04-11-09 12:22 PM


Originally Posted by KiddSisko (Post 8711141)
Pics or it didn't happen.

I can't bring myself to post them, it's too mortifying.

patentcad 04-11-09 12:23 PM


Originally Posted by KiddSisko (Post 8711165)
Early morning bowel evac. One word - Wow!

This post is the ****.

Racer Ex 04-11-09 05:57 PM

1 & 3 in the track omni-yums last night. Today 4 hours with ssssssss hit for legs.

substructure 04-11-09 05:57 PM

This place stinks tonight. I'm leaving.

gsteinb 04-11-09 06:34 PM

Stinky one, eh?

bostongarden 04-11-09 06:57 PM

Watching DVD of Tell No One while I tweet here and for the life of me, I have no idea what's going on...but, I do like the subtitles...


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