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Old 06-22-09, 09:17 PM
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"I am here on behalf of Obama, GM needs more money for bonuses"
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Holy crap they are big. It's like a carnival gallery. *plink* *plink* *plink* Now I'll call you Mr. checkerboard Dutchie.
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Old 06-23-09, 12:58 AM
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"I am here on behalf of Obama, GM needs more money for bonuses"
fail.
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Old 06-23-09, 02:02 AM
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I think only 1 or 2 others know who he is. I'm surprised I knew, never having seen him race before.
never watched the tour, or the ardennes classics, until last year?
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Old 06-23-09, 02:09 AM
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Old 06-23-09, 02:43 AM
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Win this one and you're in the clear.
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Old 06-23-09, 05:16 AM
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Originally Posted by YMCA View Post
Chip, that's Michael Boogerd, not Hans Whoever.
All you gurly man white folks are Hans to me, Hans.
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fail.
what? no Captain Picard? How much you use it I just thought it would be your Cntrl+V
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Old 06-23-09, 06:12 AM
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what? no Captain Picard? How much you use it I just thought it would be your Cntrl+V
try again. fail again. fail better.
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All you gurly man white folks are Hans to me, Hans.

white folk, black folk, yellow folk, red folk, green folk...
eventually we'll all be plain ol' "human folk"

I move that in the future anytime we refer to the Boogieman, we shall call him Hans
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caption contest (part 2) - go!

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motopacing on a budget
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a good fart joke would be too easy
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caption contest (part 2) - go!

"...two ...three... ...three fat rolls below the helmet. Ah ah ah ah!"

or

"Dude, are you hiding a Basque climber in there?"

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Old 06-23-09, 09:26 AM
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You can leave your hat on.


Probably my favorite so far.
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Old 06-23-09, 09:28 AM
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caption contest (part 2) - go!

Driver #3: "Check it out - this draft is so good, I didn't even start my motor!"

Rider in blue and white: "Shut up and eat more!"
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Because of repeated and accumulative doping violations, all TdF riders will now be chaperoned at all times.
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Boogerd cannot believe it as Chipcom takes the win without fanfare or emotion.
Teammate Pcad gives the 'look' as he takes 3rd.
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Because of repeated and accumulative doping violations, all TdF riders will now be chaperoned at all times.
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Boogerd cannot believe it as Chipcom takes the win without fanfare or emotion.
Teammate Pcad gives the 'look' as he takes 3rd.
That's meta-hilarious.
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