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Old 06-22-09, 06:57 AM
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Comrades, this man has a nice smile, but he's got iron teeth.
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Old 06-22-09, 07:01 AM
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"..and then I told that ahole cager he had better wave next time."
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"..and then I told that ahole cager he had better wave next time."
What's a cager ? (sorry botto)
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Old 06-22-09, 08:13 AM
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What's a cager ? (sorry botto)
person driving a car
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Old 06-22-09, 08:18 AM
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Haha - Gimme all your money!

Hahaha - I'm a bike racer...I don't make any!!
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Originally Posted by chrisvu05 View Post
person driving a car
whoosh.
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Leave the drugs and the money.
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Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy sh1t with us, you flash a piece out on the road, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your a55 and pull the ****ing trigger 'til it goes "click."
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A new method for dealing with lapped riders.
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Hee hee! Dat was funny Hans...now give me all your money!
Hee hee! No really, give me all your money!
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That's not a gun, toots, reach into my bibs iffin ya want to feel a real gun.
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Hee hee! Dat was funny Hans...now give me all your money!
Hee hee! No really, give me all your money!

Chip, that's Michael Boogerd, not Hans Whoever.
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In the persona of the red-scarfed journo type in the background:

When I got up this morning my toothbrush was still wet from the night before. Either I didn't get much sleep or the enema was a success. I drove 50 miles down here to report the race and arrive to this. That woman's got the same amount of facial hair as I did when I was 25. At least I had the courtesy to shave.

Hmmm, hotdog or taco for lunch?
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Chip, that's Michael Boogerd, not Hans Whoever.
I think only 1 or 2 others know who he is. I'm surprised I knew, never having seen him race before.
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