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Old 07-06-12, 09:25 AM
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Hey is RTC around? I had this 50-something lady hit on me the other day and I didn't know how to act. I need pointers.
You dont need to be subtle with cougars. They know what theyre looking for, and all you have to do
is tell them they can have it.
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Originally Posted by hammy56 View Post
You dont need to be subtle with cougars. They know what theyre looking for, and all you have to do
is tell them they can have it.
Give me an H
Give me an A
Give me an M
Give me an M
Give me an M
Give me a Y
What have you got?
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the stress at work is really getting to me. Got up super early (for me), but i haven't done anything yet.

And i'm actually getting enough results that i think i can tie up a chapter of my thesis in 2 weeks.
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Originally Posted by substructure View Post
Hey is RTC around? I had this 50-something lady hit on me the other day and I didn't know how to act. I need pointers.
I'd go with: "Do you like threesomes? Because my wife doesn't." And see how she responds.
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Old 07-06-12, 10:35 AM
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Originally Posted by topflightpro View Post
I'd go with: "Do you like threesomes? Because my wife doesn't." And see how she responds.
Ha! That was low. But I think it was me who didn't like the threesome.
This lady is an artist and she may want me to come by for drinks to see her studio. Is that what they call it now?
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Originally Posted by substructure View Post
Ha! That was low. But I think it was me who didn't like the threesome.
This lady is an artist and she may want me to come by for drinks to see her studio. Is that what they call it now?
MEOW.... just watch out for the
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.What's even funnier is that I am sponsored by a fast food place but they won't give me a lifetime all you can eat card.
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.What's even funnier is that I am sponsored by a fast food place but they won't give me a lifetime all you can eat card.
Hah, we are too. Taco Bell and Burger King. Woohoo.

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Hah, we are too. Taco Bell and Burger King. Woohoo.
Best sponsors ever.

One summer, before caring about my health and cycling, I ate Taco Bell for lunch every day during the work week. Good times.
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I just realized that all the hot girls who were varsity cheerleaders when I was a HS freshman are all turning 50 this year. I"m not sure how I feel about that.
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I just realized that all the hot girls who were varsity cheerleaders when I was a HS freshman are all turning 50 this year. I"m not sure how I feel about that.
...........horny?
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...........horny?
Nice...
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Go to your HS reunion...I did...A lot of them look like they were rode hard and put away wet...

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Go to your HS reunion...I did...A lot of them look they were rode hard and put away wet...
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A lot of them look like they were rode hard and put away wet...
That's because they were.
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My 25th is coming up.
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My 25th is coming up.

My 40th was last year, I didn't go but I did go to the 40th of another school where a bunch of my friends attended. They had a list of class members who are no longer with us and I had several friends on that list.
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this thread has potential.
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I just realized that all the hot girls who were varsity cheerleaders when I was a HS freshman are all turning 50 this year. I"m not sure how I feel about that.
This year is my 40th HS reunion. I hated being there then, so why would I go back for that?

Somehow I have a HS diploma even though I left in the middle of my Senior year to go to college. I only needed 0.5 credits so some teacher must have passed me even if I wasn't there for the last bit of the Fall semester and all of the Spring semester.

As for cheerleaders that were upperclassmen, a gentleman does not tell.
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I passed on attending my 25th. I was scared off by the Facebook posts of the attendees.
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F a HS reunion.. if I wanted to see those people, I woulda kept in touch.
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Who needs reunions when you have facebook. You can see how ugly and what losers they've become, and you don't even have to small talk with them!
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