Originally posted by chewa
In one of those magic moments of clarity I shouted back "Maybe so, but I can take this get up off, you'll always be a fat bastard"
Ah how sweet it was 
Once, while at a party, Sir Winston Churchill had evidently had been enjoying libations, when he was approached by a busybody lady of high social standing (either Lady Nancy Astor or Bessie Braddock, depending on who you ask). "Sir Winston, you are drunk!", she remonstrated. He looked back at her, and said deliberately: "And Madam, you are
ugly. And tomorrow, I'll be sober, and you will still be ugly."
Brilliant minds think alike.