I love Venice.
We should all of us choose a common place to live, move there, and gradually take over its real estate, infrastructure, and politics.
I couldn't live in a place that didn't have a large body of water nearby though. I need my sailing fix or I start to freak out. I vote for Astoria, Oregon, where
The Goonies was filmed. We could get an exodus of nearby Portlanders there and start afresh.