(I'm back from my pizza break).
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Speed of cars will be controlled by GPS. Cars will NOT be able to exceed the posted speed limit.
To encourage children to ride bicycles, teachers will not be allowed to give more than one hour of homework.
Every night is pasta night. Carbo-loading for tomorrow's ride will be encouraged.
Police will be issued bicycles, special police-issue bikes that can fire TOW missiles at any car exceeding the speed limit.
You must ride a bicycle to be eligible to run for the office of President of the United States (this already went into effect before the last election).