From the UPS tracking page:
Your package is on time with a scheduled delivery date of 05/16/2007.
EUGENE, OR, US - 05/09/2007 - 3:44 P.M. - PICKUP SCAN
EUGENE, OR, US - 05/09/2007 - 6:58 P.M. - ORIGIN SCAN
EUGENE, OR, US - 05/09/2007 - 9:44 P.M. - DEPARTURE SCAN
Looks like I'm in the lead. So where's your Scrabble/Username theory now Fear&Trembling? Hey, how many points does an ampersand get?