I had an incident but no birds involved -
rolling down an overpass at 25mph+, a new Camry coming in the opposite direction busted a U-turn right in front of me, 2-lane road, i had to slam on brakes (thank Hayes) as he came all the way into the shoulder at low speed to complete his turn.
I hollered and he jammed on the gass (fly! fly!)
...only to get stopped at the red light in 200yards
I rolled next to the driver's door, stopped, looked in... leaning over the Camry, looking down at fat white middle-America, dressed up, VERY uncomfortable... wouldn't look at me, staring straight ahead.
I just grinned and yelled "You not see me or what!? Pay Attention!"
wife in passenger seat yapped at gentleman, slapped him on the arm...
I took off. Ahhh, what a beautiful afternoon it was.