My Neighbours have stopped talking to me- When they see me getting ready for a ride- I can see the curtains move- but the Lights are out and the doors are barred. This stems from a couple of months ago when I managed to talk one of them into coming out for a drink one evening to a local pub about 5 miles away up a MUP. I think he must have been drinking beforehand so it was not all my fault. We got to the Pub after about 45 minutes and the last 15 minutes of the ride- he was all over the trail and when we got to the pub- it took him a long time to get off the bike. When he did get off it- He threw it on the ground and muttered something about never again.
He has told all the neighbours not to talk to me if I am anywhere near a bike or dressed in Shorts.
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