Well my first hard core crash was as a kid, broken arm and the most painful thing I've ever done I got road rash across the tops of my finger nails. That sucked, I can still remember that pain. This was all achieved because I was attempting to ride down the road with no hands and my eyes closed. I wanted to see if I could make it from one end of the block to the other. Seemed I had little sense back then...
Seems I still don't... The most painful recent wreck was about 3 hours ago. I've been working on skills on the new bike and I was goofing off while out with the family on a very casual ride. Coming to a stop I unclipped with my right leg right as my wife came to a stop on my right side. So it was either lean into her or go over on the left side. As I did my elbow jammed into my ribs and my ribs took the entire load of my 270 pound falling arse all at once. I think they're broke but there's not much anyone can do about it so I'm just going to suffer through it.
Jason