Sounds like a cluster-flip of a weekend. That race is usually one of the better events of the year.
Was there a bad accident that caused an airlift in the RR?
Can't wait to find out who was working the TT. I know everyone. No excuses for that one. Aaargh...
And your handlebar locking with the monkey. You sure you just aren't using your shoulders enough and staying aware. Most of these things can be avoided.