Originally Posted by CliftonGK1
Corollary 2:
At least 3 of those people will be your friends, and they'll
A) laugh and point at you
B) then they'll check if your bike is OK
C) finally they'll ask if you're OK
My body has this natural method of healing itself when injured, my bike doesn't (it relies solely on money in order to be healed). Seems like good friends to me (excepting A, of course).