A bunch of years ago, I was in a group ride and we had a squirrel commit suicide. Ran right into the wheels of the guy in front of me. He got hit by the chainrings and was caught up into the rear wheel. Unfortunately, I was right behind my buddy when this happened. I was splattered with squirrel guts.
It was quite funny actually. I don't know how many cars stopped when 5 of us where standing on the side of the road and I was covered in blood. Luckily, I had my mouth closed!
Someone even called the ambulance and the police. The cop showed up first, laughed and then cancelled the call.
The worst part was it was late spring, really hot and I had to finish the ride with drying squirrel blood and guts on me.
L8R
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