crustedfish

yeah, im the funking King of All Posengers.

I fit the following criteria.

I ride a trackbike, which is defined as having a fixed drivetrain, no brakes, no racks, no waterbottle mounts, no frame pump, no fugly lil wrench bolted to my frame.

I own a Nextel phone.

I hardly ever ride with a lid on.

My bag is Chrome.

I have completed a trackbike century.

I have competed in an Alleycat.

I have attended a messenger picnic.

I have played bike polo.

My bestest friend is a messenger.

My good friend WAS a messenger.

I can speak in 10-x codes.

I wear tighter tshirts and baggier shorts.

My u-lock rests in my back pocket.

My lock keys rest on a caribeaner attached to my bag or belt loop.

I own spoke cards.

I prefer steel frames.

I ride clips.

I own a posenger shirt.

My bestest friend calls me a posenger.

Last year I had a net income in the high single digits.

I run stoplights and stop signs whenever I can.

I can trackstand.

I can do backwards 360's.

I can skid.

beat that.