Originally Posted by
helloamerican
seriously how do you tell your boss you need to go home because of diarrhea though?
I did that once. It wasn't too awkward.
Me: Boss, I think I need to go home. My stomach isn't feeling good. I knew I shouldn't have hit up that taco truck last night.
Boss: Oh man, taco trucks. Those are killer. Yeah, go home.
The end.