CagerTools:
If you 'hate' this country, what keeps you here? Feel free to move someplace else . . .
I am neither fat (135 lbs) nor lazy (now retired) and do not drive an SUV and live in AZ by choice. Have bicycled over a quarter million miles. Am an American by choice (naturalized) not by accident of birth.
While I do not agree with everything here in the US, it's the best place I've found.
Now be a nice kid and go ride your bicycle!