Some stock answers to the question, "What happened to you?"
1. The first rule of Fight Club is - you do not talk about Fight Club.
2. There were six of 'em.
3. There I was, halfway up the Great North Face of Everest, when my Sherpa slipped and plummeted into a crevasse...
4. You'll get nothing from me, you Nazi *******s!
5. All I said was, "Harleys are for sissies. Real men wear lycra!"
6. If Jackie Chan can do all his own stunts, so can I!
Seriously, bro, I hope you're back on the road real soon. Typing left-handed is more wearing than you'd think, and Dr. House to the contrary, Vicodin is overrated.