Originally Posted by
HelluvaStella
One of the best things I ever read on the forums: "You shouldn't anthropomorphize bikes, they don't like it when you do that."
I like your Schwinnebago. (one of the rare bike names I can endorse.) I'm on board with naming freak bike type things if they're unique enough, but that's about it. I don't name machines, and they don't have feelings.