Yes, Cambronne...Ah, well! There is something I should probably tell you. You see, he uh, well he sort of...had to
go back to Paris...that's it! He went back to Paris and...um...well, you know Cambronne! He's probably enjoying
himself, having the time of his...life. I'm sure of it...he...AAAaHHHHaaaa! I can't stand it! I can't take it anymore!
I was listening to some music...Ted Nugent...AAAAaaaaHHHhhhhaaaa! I'm a Bad American! I killed him because I
couldn't stand to hear that "I know everything" and "this is that, so on and so forth"! But I don't care, because
I don't have to tolerate anyone I don't like! He...he was trying to get away on his bike! So I killed him!
You know how I did it? I hit him with my Big Boat! HAHAHAHAHA!!! So long, sucker! See you in H**!!
(we have some goofy people, don't we?)