Try Oxford. All the stupid tourists oblivious to the world around them.
'Like oh my god! Look at the buildings! They're like so old!' *THUMP*
Tourists even sometimes stop to take pictures of us at our meetup point before group rides.
'Like oh my god! Look at the funny people in tight clothes! It even says Oxford on their tight clothes!'
And with some roads pedestrianised, plenty of people seem to think that most of the other ones in the city centre are pedestrianised too, so just absent-mindedly stroll across without looking.