So my computer was crashed for like two months, this race happened over presidents day weekend. Had to tell the condensed version.
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Bike Monkey Magazine put on a cyclocross race in Santa Rosa,CA. I roll across town with a couple friends to check out the race. They had a contest going for the best heckler. The prize was a rather loud Specialized Langster limited London edition. Long story short, I drank a 12 pack of PBR and made a megaphone out of the cardboard from the case, heckled the **** out of not just the racers but EVERYONE (including woman, children and the judge of the contest). I won the bike. It was hilarious.