I was about to ask if this was some sort of troll but LP is a senior member. I'll try to answer some questions here then.
First off, what sort of stove are you talking about? Second, you don't have metal recycling in whichever Scandinavian country you're from???
Third, you're in contact with someone from Toronto right now so I guess BikeForums is one way of doing it? Or were you thinking of something else?
Fourth, wireless networks usually uses Wi-Fi technology. There are other alternatives but I doubt very much that you'll be able to easily use those without signing up with service providers.