Here she is. Her name is 黑公馬 (hēi gōng mǎ) or Black Stallion in English. Picked her up here in Taiwan for a very nice price. Just nuts the markup that goes into shipping / taxes for bikes made here and shipped to North America. This puppy is only available in Asia though.
KHS F20-T3
Brooks B-17
Ortlieb Messenger Bag
Almost all the other components are stock, other than the handlebars.