I think the part where you admitted inspecting your butt in a mirror gave me a good mental picture of you. You are out there on a limb my man, I would say that not too many of us do that after a big ride, did you carry a mirror in your seat-pouch??. At least on your shiny new honda whatever, you have mirrors on board, so you could inspect your butt while on the move, that way you can tell just how much of a bad-ass you are.
Anyway, good luck, hope when you grow up you can get a real bike - thanks for the laughs.