Heck, I got hit in the crosswalk in front of work the other day while WALKING. The dude was crawling but not paying attention - I could have dove onto the median but instead dove onto the guy's hood. He was yelling about me denting his hood and how he was going to call the cops. I said "well, I was gonna let it go, but if you want to call the cops on yourself (I was WALKING in the friggin' CROSSWALK) go ahead". He said "f-you, I'll kick your *****" and I said "bring it on" and he got in his car and left.
What this has to do with anything I have no idea.........