Bada$$, no that sounds like nonsense. I think that it would look dumb... But if you really want to do it, I would...:
I would take a mtb flat or riser bar (possibly even a riser bar turned forwards), and then get some deer antlers or whatever the hell you have in VA, and then sand/ file the ends down so they fit in the bars. Make sure that a lot of the antler goes into the bar, and then epoxy it in... Maybe even put a machine screw through the end of the bar and into the antler...
better hope that sucka don't come off when your hammering on the bars....
I wouldn't do it, (1.) because it would look stupid, and (2.) I like my face and teeth the way they are.