Far from funny, this brings back some
extremely unpleasant memories of a couple years ago. I say, far from funny because
that term is just too weak to describe gut-busting the hilarity as I envision it. Turkeys, like all wild animals, probably lose some respect for humans as they become more accustomed to our presence. The males have some fairly nasty spurs as well.
For those who might remember this thread from me - about wild birds - here it is again. For those who would like some prespective on what a true Alfred Hitchcock Moment really is, please enjoy, because it didn't happen to you...
Oh, and to the OP, I recommend getting two of those gag-shop rubber chickens. Hang one from each bar grip like streamers. That'll give 'em pause.
http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread...9;t+feed+swans