Tell the owner that he needs you, because he's an idiot who knows nothing about road bikes.
Have a one-night-stand with the boss's daughter and then brag about it with the store salesmen.
Ask to take home the most expensive bicycle in his showroom, in exchange for your future services.
Arrive for the interview with this bike. Be sure to mention that you built it yourself. Tell the owner that you like the bike, but it's difficult to pedal when you shift into high gear.
Last edited by gldrgidr; 01-05-09 at 10:13 PM.