Originally Posted by
seenoweevil
Dude, come on! There are 2 absolutes in the world.
1 - Cables DO NOT stretch.
2 - You CAN NOT train an engineer to do simple tasks(at least - not simply)!
I know that bears are easier to train but you
can train engineers if you use the right treats
Give 'em a new gadget and you can get them to ride bicycles