I would say to myself "Wow it looks like a Norco. I think I'll slap a dual crown fork on that baby and go racing."
Oh, wait a minute . . . I think I
did do that
.
Hey, anything that works is worth tooling around the 'hood on. Though it might be kind to post a 'found' on craigslist first, in case it was stolen and then ditched in your yard.
I have these little battery-powered devices that I shove into my yard that repells mongooses. Or is it gophers? Hmmm . . . .