"Going for a hike on the Appalachian Trail"
Ummm... no, they won't buy that, so how about "Going for a hike on the Argentinian Trail", Yeah, that's the ticket.
Ummm, no, that won't work, how 'bout "Going for a RIDE on the Argentinian Trail", Yeah, that's better.
No, No, I meant "Argentinian Girlfriend", "Going for a ride on the Argentinian Girlfriend", is what I meant.
The press always gets it wrong !..
SB