I'll lay this out step by step for you:

1. Go buy an aerospoke. Preferrably black so that it can match the CF seatpost you are going to soon buy

2. Go buy a carbon fiber seat post. It doesn't have to be name brand. Hell, have it be a steel seat post with carbonfauxber tape on it.

3. Obviously buy a sweet veep to slap on the rear*

4. Go and buy some nitto b-123 bars with some grips*

5. Get a really sweet chain* from your LBS

6. Get a BB, make sure it is gold. Brand obviously doesn't matter because no one can easily see the brand name.

7. Get the most expensive cranks you can (only go by looks, performance doesn't actually matter.) Make sure that your chain width doesn't match the crank width

8. Go out and get a cinelli alter

9. Go and buy some somas for both the front and rear, you are going to be doing so much skidding

10. Buy some skinny jeans, and some black vans

11. Look at your bike, find out what is missing, go and buy those parts at random.

12. Realize you don't like riding fixed, and put your bike up on craigslist for more than the collective price of all your parts





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