Ha! Well, I consider myself lucky. I've only been riding a month and I've managed to avoid all of those (except the sore butt, of course). I've also got a sore knee, but that's probably due to an old injury (you ever just been walking along minding your own business and just fall down? That happened to me once and all my not inconsiderable weight landed on one knee - ouch) OR maybe I need to raise my saddle AGAIN.