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Rake in the face - reminder - DON'T DO IT!

Old 01-21-22, 10:17 AM
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It's just amazing how you can go from Hoopdi-Dooing along and then BAMM!... Instantly Messed Up...

And you know this...
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Old 01-21-22, 10:44 AM
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Just another tip from personal experience--when changing a light bulb in a ceiling fixture, toilets do not make good step stools.

Feel free to make up your own stool and toilet jokes, the subject's a bit painful..
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Old 01-21-22, 07:54 PM
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Originally Posted by livedarklions View Post
Just another tip from personal experience--when changing a light bulb in a ceiling fixture, toilets do not make good step stools.

Feel free to make up your own stool and toilet jokes, the subject's a bit painful..
Yeah, but did you end up like that kid from a rather memorable episode of Rescue 911 who got his foot stuck in a toilet and (spoiler alert) in the end they had to carefully break apart the toilet to free him?

(Why can I remember these things but not what my coworker emailed me about two days ago?)
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Originally Posted by Kat12 View Post
Yeah, but did you end up like that kid from a rather memorable episode of Rescue 911 who got his foot stuck in a toilet and (spoiler alert) in the end they had to carefully break apart the toilet to free him?

(Why can I remember these things but not what my coworker emailed me about two days ago?)

Nah, I just fell down and went boom. Turns out toilet lids aren't stable standing platforms.

When I was a toddler, I did get my finger caught in a drain, and firemen had to cut the drain out. I don't really remember the incident well, but I remember that I got a ride in the fire engine to the ER where they did a drainectomy.
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Originally Posted by livedarklions View Post
Nah, I just fell down and went boom. Turns out toilet lids aren't stable standing platforms.When I was a toddler, I did get my finger caught in a drain, and firemen had to cut the drain out. I don't really remember the incident well, but I remember that I got a ride in the fire engine to the ER where they did a drainectomy.
& you went on NOT to be a master plumber ...?
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Originally Posted by livedarklions View Post
Nah, I just fell down and went boom. Turns out toilet lids aren't stable standing platforms.

When I was a toddler, I did get my finger caught in a drain, and firemen had to cut the drain out. I don't really remember the incident well, but I remember that I got a ride in the fire engine to the ER where they did a drainectomy.
Is THAT what I need to do to get a ride in a fire engine??
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Is THAT what I need to do to get a ride in a fire engine??

I think I was 3 y.o. at the time, and that's the part I remember. I don't remember how they got it off my finger, but I really liked riding with the firemen.

Giving me a ride to the hospital was probably as close to the proverbial "get a cat out of a tree" situation as these guys had in their entire careers. Don't think it would work now, they'd tell you to Uber.
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Originally Posted by livedarklions View Post
I think I was 3 y.o. at the time, and that's the part I remember. I don't remember how they got it off my finger, but I really liked riding with the firemen.

Giving me a ride to the hospital was probably as close to the proverbial "get a cat out of a tree" situation as these guys had in their entire careers. Don't think it would work now, they'd tell you to Uber.
...or at least toss me out on the side of the road when I kept asking to drive...
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