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Take your road skills to the next level with this
challenging new adult education course from the
creators of Effective Cycling. You've learned
how to "take the lane". Now learn to "stare down
the tank!" It's not as difficult as you might
think. All it takes is nerves of steel and the
willingness to lay down your life for what
you believe. C'mon you weak-kneed wussies!
Don't just talk the talk, start walking the walk!

Special guest speaker the "Tank Man" from
Tiananmen Square will share how he stopped an
entire column of tanks simply with the right
facial expression. And you thought SUV's were
tough! You are nothing but a GHIRLY-biker!
Take off those pink tassles and start mixing it
up with the big boys. Durangos, Expeditions,
Suburbans, they will all quake in their boots as
you make them come to a squealing stop
with one icy glare. Yes, you too can learn
these simple techniques!!!

Class includes four hours of
facial exercises, bring your own mirror. Open to
all ages, preschoolers must have permission of
older adult or K-12 sibling. Family discount!
No children of lawyers please. All participants
must have health insurance, long-term care
insurance, life insurance, a belief in the
hereafer or nihilistic worldview, and sign a
release-of-liability waiver in their own blood.

Come one, come all!!!