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Old 06-16-06, 07:04 PM
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90 lb. Surbaban Housewife

Frankly, most of the ones I see are short and more like 90 kilo...

Good morning, America!
Are you anywhere near a parking lot?

Let me warn you right now
You're in for a war
There's someone a waitin'
To take your parkin' spot
She's hell on wheels
She's the new big deal
She's America's true sweetheart

Oh, she's a...
90 pound suburban housewife
Drivin' in her SUV
Talkin' on her cell phone
Oblivious to you and me
Kids in the back seat watchin' the
little T.V.
She's a 90 pound suburban housewife
driving in her SUV.

There I was a-drivin' down U.S. High-
way One
In my little Corolla
Enjoyin' the noon day sun
Then all of a sudden
I heard her engine roar
With rhino bars scarin' little cars
Goin' to the grocery stores.

Oh, she's a...
90 pound suburban housewife
Drivin' in her SUV
Talkin' on her cell phone
Oblivious to you and me
Kids in the back seat watchin' the
little T.V.
She's a 90 pound suburban housewife
driving in her SUV.

She may be your neighbor
She may be your wife
She may be your mother for the
rest of your life
But one thing's for certain, I think
you'll all agree
With tons of steel and 4 big wheels
She'll be drivin' like an S.O.B.

Oh, she's a...
90 pound suburban housewife
Drivin' in her SUV
Talkin' on her cell phone
Oblivious to you and me
Kids in the back seat watchin' the
little T.V.
She's a 90 pound suburban housewife
driving in her SUV.

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http://www.90poundsuv.com/

The song is pretty funny
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Originally Posted by Bikepacker67
Frankly, most of the ones I see are short and more like 90 kilo...
+1! if they would get out of the SUV and walk futher than from the closest parking space...

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The things that matter to Americans most: SUVs. Gasoline for the SUVs. Parking spaces for the SUVs.
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