Originally Posted by sbhikes

. . . .- Imagine all 4 of their tires going flat at once. They'll have to call a tow-truck. If both your tires went flat, you could simply push your bike home. . . .

Originally Posted by Daily Commute

Not to be picky, but if both of your tires went flat, why couldn't you just use the spare tube you carry for one and the patch kit for the other?

Originally Posted by DigitalQuirk

Note their license plate. Use one of the many on-line services to obtain their name and address by doing a <a style='text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 3px double;' href="https://www.qklinkserver.com/lm/rtl3.asp?si=92&k=reverse%20search&st=1" onmouseover="window.status='Search for: reverse search'; self.ql_skeyphrase='reverse%20search'; if(window.event) self.ql_sevent=window.event.srcElement; self.ql_timeout = setTimeout('ql_doMouseOver(1)', 1000); self.ql_isOverLink=true; return true;" onclick="if(self.ql_timeout) clearTimeout(self.ql_timeout); self.ql_isOverTip = false; ql_closeiframe(); self.ql_skeyphrase='reverse%20search'; window.status='Search for: reverse search';return true;" onmouseout="window.status=''; if(self.ql_timeout) clearTimeout(self.ql_timeout); self.ql_isOverTip = false; setTimeout('ql_closeiframe()', 1500); ">reverse search</a> on the license plate number (google 'license plate reverse search'). Most cases, it's a heterosexual male who's the offender. Give him a paid one-year subscription to gay porn as a "Gift" from his "Secret lover." If he's married, you can bet what he'll get will be far worse than what he dished out. If you feel like doing a bit more investigative work, you can determine where they work, and have it sent there.

If you don't feel like paying money, you can still send him all the "Freebies" and newsletters you can find on-line that relate to *****exuality.

You would be amazed at how much you can find out about someone simply from their license plate number.

Originally Posted by Ngchen

Let's start a thread solely dedicated to ways to getting back at obnoxious cagers. The honkers, tailgaters, object throwers, etc. Keep the ideas creative, but they have to be legal . So the bazooka shot to the head is out.

Originally Posted by krazygluon

the pie in the sky solution: orbital anvil bombardment. (I just have this thing about wanting to see a 100kg anvil strike an Escalade or H2 at terminal velocity)

the illegal solution: find the car, get some thermite, burn a hole in their engine block.

the legal one: license plate reading + lawn forking/toiletpapering, boxing, etc.

btw...when contemplating the bazooka method, remember the innocent bystanders behind you and don't forget to yell "Backblast area CLEAR!"

Originally Posted by catatonic

The crown jewel though....I still have it....a coconut monkey. Some guy actually sent something non-freebie....and rather cool too. It now sits on top of my TV.

Originally Posted by Ngchen

Let's start a thread solely dedicated to ways to getting back at obnoxious cagers. The honkers, tailgaters, object throwers, etc. Keep the ideas creative, but they have to be legal . So the bazooka shot to the head is out.

Originally Posted by N_C

What the hell is lawn forking? Dare I ask what you do with the toile paper & a box?

Don't forget what others have said about the bazooka not working unless someone taps the your helmet first. So you need a friend & a helmet. I think your bike helmet will suffice, so you just need a friend, with a hand.

Originally Posted by SingingSabre

Go to the local fishing bait and tackle store. Buy a pound of frozen squid bait. Find his car. Find the ledge behind the front bumper of said car. Distribute frozen squid upon said bumper. Wait.

When they defrost and start rotting, he'll turn on his a/c one day and it will suck in rotting squid fumes when it goes to the vent mode. Lots of things smell horrible...but rotting squid really take the cake.

The best part is that he won't be able to find it...no one looks behind their bumper! Even if he did find it...he still has to clean it up!

Originally Posted by SingingSabre

Go to the local fishing bait and tackle store. Buy a pound of frozen squid bait. Find his car. Find the ledge behind the front bumper of said car. Distribute frozen squid upon said bumper. Wait.

When they defrost and start rotting, he'll turn on his a/c one day and it will suck in rotting squid fumes when it goes to the vent mode. Lots of things smell horrible...but rotting squid really take the cake.

The best part is that he won't be able to find it...no one looks behind their bumper! Even if he did find it...he still has to clean it up!

Originally Posted by N_C

Pepper spray their vehicle, not them, you don't want to cause an accident. Pepper spray has a permanent dye in it. It will not come out of clothing so it may not come off of their vehicle. If the jackass does not know you did it until he sees it later all the better.

I have done this numerous times. Once was to a white escalade. I saw the vehicle about 2 weeks after, the stain was still mostly there but was coming off.

Another thing you can use is a squirt gun & the purple primer that you can find at a hardware store used for priming plastic plumbing so the glue will stick. Purple primer will never come off of any type of surface except skin. I should know I dripped some on my wife's brand new white washer, she was not happy, it is still there. I was going to do this to vehicles but the squirt gun I had leaked. If you can find one that does not leak the stuff all over you it will work. Maybe I should silicon the seams shut on the water gun to prevent it from leaking

Originally Posted by orange leader

too bad all my friends lost their hands throwing the practice handgrenades.

Lawn forking is when you buy a few boxes of plastic forks, and then prodece to stick all the handles of the forks into the lawn of the forkee, to be done properly, they should all be facing the same direction. Can also be done with spoons and is then called spooning. Or use a whole set and then I guess it would be called silverwaring (sporking? Plasticwaring?). And TPing is when you take toilet paper and throw it into the tree branches of any trees on the victims property. You can also saran wrap their car so it will take them 1/2 hour to get in in the morning; or Soap their windows, or....the list goes on. The boxing was mentioned earlier in this post; it's where you send the victim random stuff that you found online for free, so it doesn't cost you anything. Honest I was a good boy.

I think instead of gay porn to their house, perhaps Kiddie porn, because that wouldn't just get weird looks, it could get them in serious trouble. The only drawback is that it would require you to actually pay for that stuff, thus promoting the kiddie porn industry which is not good. Now, if you could steal an entire kiddie porn collection from some perv, and then sneak into our victims house and/or workplace, and stash it in various places where others would find it and blame it on our victim....heh heh. Don't forget to hand write the victims name into each piece of porn so they get the whole blame.