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MarkS 10-07-06 11:16 AM

The real reason drivers don't notice us
 
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061005/...itain_sex_dc_1

UmneyDurak 10-07-06 11:38 AM

Interesting enough thats what I also think about while I am on a bike.

R-Wells 10-07-06 12:34 PM

This is a real issue with guys.
Here is a very incomplete short list of things that may cause a guy to think about sex, or be in use when the thought occurs.

Little baby ducks
Watermelon wine.
Pigs.
Commercial Jets flying 30,000ft overhead.
Rocks.
Lawn mowers.
Onions.
Trees
Inkjet printers
Boiling water.
Crescent Wrenches.
Hubcaps
Table legs
Colnago
Roofing nails
Vacuum cleaners.

Face it we got problems.

wethepeople 10-07-06 12:37 PM

It's true, i'm thinking of sex right now.

john bono 10-07-06 04:06 PM

YOU might all be thinking of sex, but I....


Never mind.

sbhikes 10-07-06 04:47 PM

Rocks? Roofing nails? You guys have real problems.

Hobartlemagne 10-07-06 04:57 PM

We arent pretty enough. Thats why drivers dont notice us.

yuhoo 10-08-06 04:17 PM


Originally Posted by UmneyDurak
Interesting enough thats what I also think about while I am on a bike.

Impossible. The Private part is nimbed after riding for some period of time.

R-Wells 10-08-06 04:45 PM


Originally Posted by yuhoo
Impossible. The Private part is nimbed after riding for some period of time.

Well, I dont think you are taking into consideration the process of massaging the Private part to get the circulation back so that the nimbness will go away.


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