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randya 05-15-07 12:27 PM

World Naked Bike Ride June 9-10, 2007
 
Fourth Annual World Naked Bike Ride June 9-10, 2007!!!!

unkchunk 05-15-07 02:03 PM

But I got a B-17.

ellenDSD 05-16-07 08:41 AM


Originally Posted by unkchunk
But I got a B-17.

What?! Are you afraid the wrong lube is going to mess it up?

I-Like-To-Bike 05-16-07 08:49 AM


Originally Posted by ellenDSD
What?! Are you afraid the wrong lube is going to mess it up?

What is "it"? Pictures!

unkchunk 05-16-07 07:31 PM


Originally Posted by ellenDSD
What?! Are you afraid the wrong lube is going to mess it up?

No, I'm afraid of the wrong lube on a mucus membrane. Probably the citronella oil.

deputyjones 05-16-07 07:54 PM


Originally Posted by unkchunk
But I got a B-17.

Right, 'bent is the only way to go on that ride :p

cooker 05-16-07 08:41 PM

Put a plastic bag on it. The seat, that is.

Treespeed 05-16-07 08:45 PM

Does it take two days, or is day two for getting bailed out?

rando 05-16-07 08:48 PM

please tell me there's a screening committee. some people shouldn't be seen naked.

john bono 05-16-07 09:00 PM

At first you think, "Gee, naked bike ride, sounds like the beginning of a penthouse letter!" Then you go there, and realize that the fat German tourists in banana hammocks that dot Miami beach are now on bikes, sans hammocks.

DataJunkie 05-16-07 09:34 PM

There is something to be said for those who are comfortable with their bodies.
Tis not for me for I am not that comfortable. Neither do I enjoy jail cells.

M_S 05-16-07 09:39 PM

From the FAQ:

Is it legal to be naked in public?

It depends on the laws of the country that individual rides take place in. Public nudity is often more acceptable than you'd think, so long as the bahaviour of the naked people in question isn't lewd, aggressive or violent. For countries with stricter laws, the ride is "as bare as you dare" full nudity is not mandatory!
Bike in Briefs day as an alternative?

pityr 05-16-07 09:49 PM


Originally Posted by M_S
From the FAQ:

Bike in Briefs day as an alternative?

Alot of us do this nearly every day anyway bike shorts being what they are... :)

Although I ussually have a jersey on as well.

zekebobish 05-16-07 10:17 PM


Originally Posted by DataJunkie
There is something to be said for those who are comfortable with their bodies.
Tis not for me for I am not that comfortable. Neither do I enjoy jail cells.


i read jus the headline about people demonstrating the vulerability? ur kidding right? so ride naked... get thrown in jail naked and ull deff be demonstrating ur vulnerability... i wouldnt wanna be big teddy's naked roadie room mate in jail!

kjmillig 05-18-07 04:34 PM

Skinny seat + my wide a**. :eek:
Not a pretty thought.
Jail......Another not so pretty thought.

slagjumper 05-23-07 01:37 PM

I'll have to break out the ol' banana seat and assos cream.

le brad 05-24-07 06:02 PM


Originally Posted by kjmillig
Skinny seat + my wide a**. :eek:
Not a pretty thought.
Jail......Another not so pretty thought.

arriving at county in the nude. less pretty.

deputyjones 05-24-07 06:28 PM


Originally Posted by le brad
arriving at county in the nude. less pretty.

Have brought quite a few in nude, but the best was a guy in a superman costume with a 1' cylindrical coil of garbage bags strung down his left leg to represent his....superness :)

JustBrowsing 05-24-07 06:59 PM


Originally Posted by deputyjones
Have brought quite a few in nude, but the best was a guy in a superman costume with a 1' cylindrical coil of garbage bags strung down his left leg to represent his....superness :)

Everyone knows a burrito gets you more attention...

deputyjones 05-24-07 07:28 PM

Dr. Captain America does not look pleased, thanks for that.

http://www.wftv.com/2007/0423/12921992.jpg

Zeuser 05-24-07 08:11 PM

Naked on a bike? No thanks, my pants are the only thing keeping my shlong from getting caught in the chain. ;)

deputyjones 05-24-07 08:38 PM


Originally Posted by Zeuser
Naked on a bike? No thanks, my pants are the only thing keeping my shlong from getting caught in the chain. ;)

OMG, I suppose you have to use the kiddie urinal to keep it from getting wet too :D

ChipSeal 05-30-07 03:14 AM

It is not the wet that I mind as much as the cold porcelain.

Zeuser 05-30-07 07:49 AM

ROFLMAO :roflmao:

No really... I'm in tears here.

vtjim 05-30-07 08:02 AM


Originally Posted by Zeuser
Naked on a bike? No thanks, my pants are the only thing keeping my shlong from getting caught in the chain. ;)

One of those velcro straps around my ankle works for me. :p

Burlington (VT) is doing the ride again this year. Fact: It's legal to be nude. It's only illegal to disrobe in public. Strange law, no?


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