Something for the confrontational rider

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03-03-08 | 04:36 PM
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Here's a flashlight that commands attention!

https://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=D99NHb6B03s
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03-03-08 | 04:58 PM
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I'd be into a bike light version of that! Maybe Dinotte could manufacture one under license?
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03-03-08 | 05:42 PM
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Looks like you could shoot your fingers off pretty easy with that thing.
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03-03-08 | 08:29 PM
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I like the way he points it at his belly when he folds it up... a real pro. Must be the Darwin model.
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03-04-08 | 02:12 AM
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I always need a pistol styled like a sub machine gun for defense when getting my mail.

At first I figured it was for light military/police use due to it's look. meh.
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03-04-08 | 08:24 AM
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That seemed a little lightweight for this group. Did they have a lunchbox that turned into a LAW?
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03-04-08 | 01:51 PM
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And really it's just what America needs, more guns that don't look like guns.
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03-04-08 | 02:21 PM
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Hmm, interesting and nifty, but it's not me.

1. It's chambered in 9mm.
2. Too many moving parts.
3. It's chambered in 9mm.

I'll be back if I think of any more reasons.
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03-04-08 | 02:37 PM
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What kind of dog walking do you need to be doing to need a freaken sub machine gun?
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03-04-08 | 03:35 PM
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Quote: What kind of dog walking do you need to be doing to need a freaken sub machine gun?
I can think of a number of places where you might be walking the dog. I know I appreciate discreet products when I am traveling or working in various places.

Of course there's no chance another Rodney King thing will ever happen again. Particularly not in someplace like Southern California.

But if some Geezer taking "Fluffy" out for her morning poop feels the need for such a product and can legally do so, I won't hold it against him. The "Go-Go-Gadget-Gun" probably doesn't fit my M.O., but if it gives a bad guy a second thought about rolling the Geezer with the stinky poodle because he's got a flashlight that looks like a guncase with a flashlight mounted on a Picatinny rail, well, no harm, no foul.
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03-05-08 | 02:02 AM
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Guns are wack. Handshakes are cool.
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03-07-08 | 09:31 AM
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Quote: Guns are wack. Handshakes are cool.
I never leave home without my semi-automatic handshake.

Let's get real. It would take forever to kill someone with a handshake.
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03-07-08 | 09:46 AM
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Do they make it in .45? Oh, wait, I live in cali. My sig will have to do.
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03-07-08 | 10:40 AM
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I can see some problems with this product:
- The roadies won't like it because it isn't made out of carbon fiber for that extra light weight look. It also is missing their favorite logos so it can match the rest of their cycling kit.
- The Freds won't like it because it isn't covered in hi-vis sticker and the light is only visible from the front.

Seriously why am I not suprised to see this product being thought of in the USA. Somehow I don't think I'll be planning to buy one to walk the dog, getting the mail, or ride my bike. Thankfully my neighborhood is not rough enough to require a gun to feel safe.

Happy riding,
André
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03-07-08 | 11:04 AM
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Quote: What kind of dog walking do you need to be doing to need a freaken sub machine gun?


You never know when you might need one, some gang banger Chihuahua might try to rumble with your uptown Rottweiler.
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03-07-08 | 02:53 PM
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I will wait for the H&K version of it.
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03-07-08 | 03:55 PM
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Quote: I will wait for the H&K version of it.
In the meantime I'm gonna hot glue a flashlight on top of my guitar case and scare the *crap* out of everybody that's seen that video.
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03-07-08 | 04:17 PM
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Quote: I never leave home without my semi-automatic handshake.

Let's get real. It would take forever to kill someone with a handshake.
You buttfart. Handshakes are to befriend people, not kill them.
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03-07-08 | 04:35 PM
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Quote: You buttfart. Handshakes are to befriend people, not kill them.
Good Gawd! I'm glad you cleared that up!!!
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03-07-08 | 04:38 PM
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Quote: You buttfart. Handshakes are to befriend people, not kill them.
At least that's better than the other kind of fart. Besides, I have too many friends already. What I really need is more enemies.
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03-08-08 | 01:05 AM
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Quote: ...I'm gonna hot glue a flashlight on top of my guitar case and scare the *crap* out of everybody that's seen that video.
Great idea! I'm going to hot melt a flashlight on my 629!

That'll scare the crap out of everybody..whether they've seen the video or not!
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03-08-08 | 12:14 PM
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how would one use a gun that unfolds and thus takes both hands to open and has a stock while riding a bicycle?
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03-08-08 | 01:14 PM
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Quote: how would one use a gun that unfolds and thus takes both hands to open and has a stock while riding a bicycle?
The video I saw, it takes the push of a button.

Besides, I ride a trike.


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03-08-08 | 01:36 PM
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Quote: I like the way [it] points at his belly when he folds it up....
Yet another good reason to be wearing a helmet!

By the way Dogbait, I love your nick. I wish I had thought of it!
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03-08-08 | 02:43 PM
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I live in Australia where you cant carry let alone machine pistol
I wonder if that would fit in my jersy?
that scare the **** out of people turning in front of me
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