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Old 03-11-09, 01:55 AM
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First shave... ever...

But that's not a problem.

I told the wife I was going to shave my legs, and she was all for it. But that's not all... She's all for shaving my entire body. Yes... Everything...

Now what?
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Let her!
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Originally Posted by FreddyV
But that's not a problem.

I told the wife I was going to shave my legs, and she was all for it. But that's not all...
She's all for shaving my entire body. Yes... Everything...

Now what?
she must watch a lot of porn.
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Certainly agree X2
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she must watch a lot of porn.
Certainly agree X2!
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Originally Posted by roshea
Let her!
best reply by far, and then you shave her and then.....

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I actually had no clue she was this kinky...

And besides, it was somehow the result of a conversation we had about the upcoming weekend. We are going to a resort together, to have a weekend of 'rest'.
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Originally Posted by FreddyV
I actually had no clue she was this kinky...

And besides, it was somehow the result of a conversation we had about the upcoming weekend. We are going to a resort together, to have a weekend of 'rest'.
well sir get plenty of rest then!

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I don't really see shaving everything as being 'kinky'.

Kind of a double standard there...
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Originally Posted by swif
I don't really see shaving everything as being 'kinky'.

Kind of a double standard there...
True... But you don't know her like I do.
Trust me, for my wife this is pretty kinky.
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I actually had no clue she was this kinky...

And besides, it was somehow the result of a conversation we had about the upcoming weekend. We are going to a resort together, to have a weekend of 'rest'.






let the fun begin!!

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Originally Posted by FreddyV
I actually had no clue she was this kinky...

And besides, it was somehow the result of a conversation we had about the upcoming weekend. We are going to a resort together, to have a weekend of 'rest'.
pics or it didn't happen
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bow-chicka
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bow-wow

In three days the two of you are going to sound like crickets in bed.
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Originally Posted by waterrockets
bow-chicka
bow-chicka
bow-wow

In three days the two of you are going to sound like crickets in bed.
if they're dutch, then chances are they'll sound like seals with colds.
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So did you just come here to brag, or what?

This seems like a pretty open and shut case to me.
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This may well be the best shaving thread ever.
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CastIron: I sure hope so. Would be great to actually add something to BF

Flatballer: I wasn't bragging, just being honest. Why, are you jealous?

Botto: Yes, we're Dutch. And I'd rather sound like a seal with a cold than a cricket


Though... The actual point is, I'm up for shaving my legs, no problem at all. But what she's asking is a bit more than that. It means shaving it all. Everything... Legs, cheast, butt, and a few other private parts. Not sure if I'm up for that...
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^^^
eyebrows? heh.

My girlfriend is quite upset about me shaving my legs. I would have never thought....
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Give it a go Freddy. It'll grow back if the fun isn't all it's cracked up to be. Should make for a really interesting weekend in any case.
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Originally Posted by FreddyV
CastIron: I sure hope so. Would be great to actually add something to BF

Flatballer: I wasn't bragging, just being honest. Why, are you jealous?

Botto: Yes, we're Dutch. And I'd rather sound like a seal with a cold than a cricket


Though... The actual point is, I'm up for shaving my legs, no problem at all. But what she's asking is a bit more than that. It means shaving it all. Everything... Legs, cheast, butt, and a few other private parts. Not sure if I'm up for that...
vies man, vies.
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Originally Posted by CastIron
This may well be the best shaving thread ever.
+1

Being clean-cut will probably be what you expected in some ways, and I can promise you there will be things that surprise you about being clean-shaven... some like it and keep it up (keep it down?) others let it grow back to the natural state...

give it a go - her idea, so you have very little to lose.
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Originally Posted by botto
vies man, vies.
Misschien wel... Maar jij verwacht tot ook dat jouw vrouw/vriendin zichzelf goed onderhoudt?
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She gonna make you shave your head? (The upper one)

I'm not sure I could go through with shaving my entire body. I kinda like having eyebrows and arm hair to cover up my woefully skinny arms.
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I haven't been entirely clear I think. She wants me to shave everything, except my head and eyebrows. I'm not a fan of beards anyway, so that's not a point
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