Campy Chain Lube
 

I know this stuff is expensive but I've fallen in love with it. Yesterday I went to the shop for another can and they told me they have a very difficult time importing the stuff due to EPA rules about aerosols. Have any of you heard of this? Is the stuff still available in the States?

yes, i have heard of irrational love of Campy products before....

Does Campagnolo make chopsticks and jock straps too?

I would talk to people in the know (not me) about who actually makes the crap. Campy makes a lot of stuff, but I doubt they are packaging their own aerosol lubricants, any more than Phil Wood is stirring up their own grease. There may or may not be someone selling the same stuff under a different label, look into it and you might find something.