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Go figure
I'd eat **** on Friday the 13th.
The trails were wet, my buddy said 'you wont make it through' and i wasn't aware of the date so you know...i had to do it.
Landed low on the first, went off the second, tried to frog hop my bars, leg got caught and i did a no handed nose case run thing down the lander. Then my bike hit me in the back/head. Even with a helmet it hurt. I also managed to rip my most expensive pair of jeans. AND i got dirt all up in my lever/brakeline/grips. Ask mude how much mad i get when that happens. My head now hurts and i'm kinda dizzy.
I'm a complainer. Giva brother some sympathy.
I wish i had the video clip of this.
The trails were wet, my buddy said 'you wont make it through' and i wasn't aware of the date so you know...i had to do it.
Landed low on the first, went off the second, tried to frog hop my bars, leg got caught and i did a no handed nose case run thing down the lander. Then my bike hit me in the back/head. Even with a helmet it hurt. I also managed to rip my most expensive pair of jeans. AND i got dirt all up in my lever/brakeline/grips. Ask mude how much mad i get when that happens. My head now hurts and i'm kinda dizzy.
I'm a complainer. Giva brother some sympathy.

I wish i had the video clip of this.
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Originally Posted by KinetikBiker
I'd eat **** on Friday the 13th.
. Then my bike hit me in the back/head. Even with a helmet it hurt.
I'm a complainer. Giva brother some sympathy.
I wish i had the video clip of this.
. Then my bike hit me in the back/head. Even with a helmet it hurt.
I'm a complainer. Giva brother some sympathy.

I wish i had the video clip of this.
In 1990 or so, I hit a chunk of concrete, I flipped _ _ _ over head, and the top tube of the Mongoose Decade hit my helmet, leaving a mint green stripe on my dark gray helmet.
I had to walk that one off, I felt like passing out.
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I fell pretty hard today trying to ride wet ramps, bounced my head decently too.
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I almost got pretty messed up today. I was downstairs in my basment and decided it was time to see if I could still bunnyhop (in less than two feet of space). I ended up hopping a lot higher than I expected, and completely nosecased, to the point where it would have been a good nosepick if I got out of it. I was so close to going OTB and right into my metal washing machine.
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Originally Posted by ThePwninator
How do you get dirt in your brakeline tho?
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I don't get how you won't even ride your bike on the street, and yet you're planning on playing pro baseball...? Isn't your leg healed by now?
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Yea today sucked for me to. I had to work with some mentally handicapped dickhead who just wonders off for like 30 minutes at a time. We had a 86 person party and I had to do basically all of the dishes for it. I'm going to complain to my boss that I'm never working with him again. I get my bike on wednesday next week!! Yay me.
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Originally Posted by MadMan2k
I don't get how you won't even ride your bike on the street, and yet you're planning on playing pro baseball...? Isn't your leg healed by now?
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Originally Posted by tmowery18
Yea today sucked for me to. I had to work with some mentally handicapped dickhead who just wonders off for like 30 minutes at a time. We had a 86 person party and I had to do basically all of the dishes for it. I'm going to complain to my boss that I'm never working with him again. I get my bike on wednesday next week!! Yay me.
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I was thinking the same thing. You can't put someone mentally challenged at blame. It's not their fault.
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No he isnt REALLY mentally handicapped. He is just really weird and mean. He has been a dishwasher there for 20 years. Example: About a week ago it was my third day there, I didn't know where a lot of stuff went still. I asked him where something went and he said I told you your on your own now don't ask me questions. Plus every 5 minutes or so he goes over and takes a piece of celery and dips it in BBQ sauce! It's nasty!
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I just got back in from a few hour ramp session, I'm stoked for my new frame.
Also, my shin hurts.
Also, my shin hurts.
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