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Old 01-15-05, 05:08 PM
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Originally Posted by JMC
your daughter says that? thats gotta be the weirdest thing i ever heard.
Hi I'm mtnbikers daughter. I am a very strange kid. I like to write depressing poetry and have the same birthday as Edgar Allen Poe(ever heard of the tale tale heart). I like your signature too. PS I poke badgers with spoons!
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Old 01-15-05, 05:28 PM
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Originally Posted by haro_rider09
i believe its "throw me a fricken bone here"
it is indeed
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Old 01-17-05, 06:21 AM
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Hows your tofus doin? im talking about ur soys. Hows your anal groove? How dare you touch my oxygen! Why dont u grow a tumor? Allow me to seal you lips with a kiss (to a girl) Do you do what you do often? JAJA BUBU is the real lord. Oh my lord Jose! May I rotate your cranks? Do you practice assal horizontalogy? Hey can i borrow your Ipod? and your cable? and your computer? What kinda weed are u smoking? Liquid weed? awesome. Dude wheres my gonads?
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Old 01-17-05, 11:53 AM
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i mean, wow! that is definately the weirdest ever... poor badgers.
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Old 01-17-05, 11:59 AM
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Originally Posted by mtnbiker66
PS I poke badgers with spoons!
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Old 01-17-05, 12:04 PM
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Originally Posted by bxbmx
Dude wheres my gonads?

that

has got

to be

the

funniest

thing

i

ever

heard!!!!
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Old 01-17-05, 12:08 PM
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It seems to me like you haven't heard very many things.
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Old 01-17-05, 12:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Beerman
It seems to me like you haven't heard very many things.
think like this...

rider rides 12 ft 1/2 pipe. rider falls. rder's seat is akwardly placed. rider, suprised, in pain, and confused, says "uh, dude? where's my gonads?"



thats hella funny to me....
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Old 01-17-05, 12:58 PM
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say wierd situation so how about them yankess thats wat i say
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Old 01-19-05, 08:54 PM
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poor badgers. id hate to be one of them around her.
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Old 01-20-05, 03:22 PM
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Isay in odd situatiosn when soemone asks me that THEY SUCK!, How bout them Red SoX
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Old 01-26-05, 10:38 AM
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Old 01-28-05, 01:16 AM
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Ha ha they're all good. Actually I have several. If someone won't co operate I say "please... be a bear..". My other personal favourite is when I'm talking about having a poo I say "I'm just off to back out a brown kombi" and the other is a Tom Waits quote "cream puff Casper milk toast..." no idea bout that. I also like calling someone a bumlick ha ha
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Old 02-28-05, 03:47 AM
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I'll tell my daughter the brown kombi line and she'll back one out laughing.
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Old 02-28-05, 09:14 PM
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Lmao this is a really awesome thread we're having here.
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Old 03-01-05, 08:48 AM
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How about my friend saying this when he had to go poopie:

Uh oh, there's a little turtle peeking out of his shell!

I thought that was pretty funny. THat was when he holded it to long.
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Old 03-01-05, 10:11 PM
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